1)All camera brands build great cameras.

2)All camera brands build cr@p cameras.

3)A good photographer will take great pictures with a cr@ppy

camera.A bad photographer won't take a good picture with any

camera.

4)Film is just as good as digital. It's also just as bad.

5)Expensive lenses don't take better pictures than cheap ones, hey

simply let you take pictures in some circumstances where a cheap

ens wouldn't.

6)Most cheap lenses are better than you are a photographer.

7)Don't buy a new camera until you've hit all its limitations and

have found your photography restricted by them for at least 3

months. Do this, and you may never have to buy another camera ever

again.

8)The grass is always sharper and its green channel displays

increased tonal range on the other side of the fence. (Meaning:

Everybody else's pictures will always look better than yours, and

everybody else's camera will always seem better than yours.)

9)There is no such thing as a photograph that isn't postprocessed.

10)You can tell how good a photographer is by the size of his waste-

paper basket (or recycle bin).

11)Most of your pictures suck. So do everyone else's.

12)If somebody tells you that their camera is fantastic and every

picture comes out perfect, they're lying (see Truth #11).

13)When you improve/upgrade your camera and lens system by 500%, you

photographs increase in artistic quality by approximately 0%.

14)The more you complain about your camera system, the worse your

photos are.

15)The artistic and technical quality of your latest photo is

directly proportional to the number of activations on your shutter.